Thursday, January 7, 2010

Al Gore's Great Idea is Ruining my Life...


Al Gore: the epitome of stupid (exhibit A to the right). The poster child for how ignorant Americans can be. Not only did they make him famous, but they elected him to public office where he could spew his stupidity on the American public in a decision making role.

If that doesn't make you nauseas, I don't know what will.

All that being said, he came up with the internet... or at least that's what he says. Well without the internet, people couldn't stalk, cause drama, and frankly, my ramblings would be reserved to my eyes only. I could spare anyone having to hear what I really thought about things. People would know how to communicate face to face instead of requiring a computer to converse. It'd be UNREAL what life would be like today compared to what it is currently (can we say welcome back to 1986? ...great year, I might add...)

I am not trying to imply that the internet was a bad idea (obviously that statement alone proves the fact that Gore didn't come up with it) but what I AM saying is that there are pros as well as cons.

His other "idea"... this whole global warming concept, however has zero pros. In fact it is oozing with cons. The obvious one being the fact that, oh yeah... IT IS NOT HAPPENING. Ha... ironic, isn't it?

This whole global warming is piling up on top of my car, getting in my shoes, making the roads quite messy AND is holding the temperature in the 20's. It's preventing my out of town meetings that were scheduled for today, causing harm to people and their vehicles and is a down right hassle.

This weather always brings my "why don't I live in FL" question back to the surface. The funny thing is in this case, though, is that while they aren't getting pounded with snow, it's really not that much better there. In fact, those people probably feel like the sky is falling on them.

There are only 2 good things that snow is good for: skiing in Colorado (which is not applicable today since I'm in Indianapolis, not Aspen) and disproving Al Gore's absurd theories. Otherwise, if I went the rest of my life without seeing it, I'd count myself fortunate.

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